I'm not stalking you... (001)
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I'm not stalking you. I'm making sure you're okay.
Every minute. Every hour. Every day.
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Just Because
Thinking about someone? Missing them? Or maybe you just want to send a note saying, "Hey, you suck." Whatever you say, say it with sass.
Be Kind (002)
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Of a b**ch.
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Just Because (003)
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The grass is green
The sky is blue
Here's a little note
To say f**k you
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Just Because (004)
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Letters can convey
Feelings we cannot say
Knowing this holds true
Here's a card to say...
F**k you
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Just Because (005)
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On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
Here. I got you some pens.
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Grab a straw! (006)
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Because you suck.
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They say... (007)
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They say, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder."
Imagine how much I'd like you if you stayed away.
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You and Me (008)
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You and me are like 2 cups of tea...
We're not for everyone.
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Just Because (009)
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You're the best part of my day.
Just kidding. It's coffee. But you're a close fifth.
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Just Because (010)
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Oh honey...
Bless your heart.
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Just to say HELLO (011)
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Also, did you know Finland has the most heavy metal bands per capita? Well, now you do.
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Just Because (012)
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The grass is green
The sky is blue
You'll be glad to know...
I tolerate you.
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Just saying hello (013)
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Also, did you know Cap'n Crunch's full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch? Well, now you do.
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Hello (014)
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Enjoy your day!
Loser.
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Just Because (015)
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I hope this makes you smile.
Loser.
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Just Because (016)
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Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
Thankful for you
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Just Because (017)
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Life is better with sandy feet
And you are the sand between my toes: annoying and abrasive.
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Just Because (018)
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Just to say
You're welcome.
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Just Because (019)
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Hello
Thought you'd get a kick out of this.
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Just Because (020)
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Hello friend
While this is a nice gesture, just know I spent the last f**k I had on this card. I'm officially out of f**ks.
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Just Because (021)
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you are the reason i smiled today
in all fairness, i've been laughing at you all day, so...
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Just Because (022)
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Through thick and thin, our feathers stay ruffled together.
The Grumpy Bird Club: Meetings held whenever all all peeved
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Just Because (023)
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You're extra(ordinary)!
Thought you should know.
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